Stare into the eye. Receive a call from your estranged cousin. Your great uncle died. He was like 90 though, so maybe there’s some good genes on that side of the family. I mean, with the way you treat your liver you’re lucky if you see the backside of 50. It’s really all downhill from 25 anyway. Buy this pin.
Doubles as a push notification for the “do not sit here” app
01110000 01101001 01101110
Real metal cuz we don’t mess around
One size fits most lapels