Wearing this pin on Dancing With the Stars will result in an immediate ejection from the festivities. However, Tom Bergeron will call you afterwards and apologize profusely before asking you to come to his room. You’ll watch reruns of America’s Funniest Home Videos and he’ll be the little spoon. You’re gonna buy it, right?
Real metal cuz we don’t mess around
Fits most lapels
No Belichick, this isn’t about you
Yes it is
No it’s not